Blustery Bumbly Ouragon

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? That's what we tried to test today by pitting the worst storm to hit the Oregon Coast against Bill's Tavern's Chocolate Stout.

The pour is really pretty, revealing a very thin yet richly espresso head. Froth amongst the roaring waves of this stout. The aroma is of dark, 85% to 90% pure chocolate, with a hint of vanilla bean.

Mouthfeel s overwhelmingly pleasant. Smooth enough to pass as a chilled coffee, which is good because it's about 11:35am, but with enough carbonation that reminds you of your sin.

It tastes like homemade toffee on Christmas morning. Grandma's been drinking again.